A cautionary tale with a little lesson in DIY gynecology
lyrics
In the best of all possible worlds, there's a balance inside every girl
But if lady candida decides to be leader,
she'll take your little boat for a whirl
Antibiotics can save your precious life, along comes candida
Causing you strife
Your kitten's so sweet, couldn't be sweeter, cut down on sugar, and don't ever feed her
If that lady comes a-knockin' at your door, you'd better get out the big guns, cuz Lady Candida means war
Be you pregnant or menopausal, you must keep watch on that nozzle
Birth control won't control yeast proliferated, if all your hormones are super concentrated
If that lady comes a-knockin' at your door, you'd better get out the big guns, cuz Lady Candida means war
Damn, you're so hot in your spandex jeggings,
but linen and cotton can prevent infection
Allergies can bring candida too: soap, semen, and latex, just to name few
If that lady comes a-knockin' at your door, you'd better get out the big guns, cuz Lady Candida means war
If you have a lover, take care where you drip.
Candida can cross over one way or round-trip
Yes, even if your lover has a penis, when it comes to candida, you both are from Venus
If that lady comes a-knockin' at your door, you'd better get out the big guns, cuz Lady Candida means war
If you don't want to use those harsh drugstore creams, Apple cider vinegar can play on your team. Tea tree and yogurt and garlic in your hole, and Magic cabbage salad in your bowl
Lady Candida, she isn't all that bad,
but a balance with lactobacillus must be had.
We don't want imbalance to go the other way,
but let's talk BV another day
If that lady comes a-knockin' at your door, you'd better get out the big guns, cuz Lady Candida means war
credits
from Intimates and Hosiery,
released September 3, 2015
Milly Raccoon: vocals, fiddle
Ettinger: harmony vocals, guitar, bass
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